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Post this in your Journal with the title saying,
"I act like a __ year-old".

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
Total: 4

[ ] You show up for school work late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means without looking it up.
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
Total:  3

[X] You know how to do the dishes
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
Total: 6

[X] You can spell experience without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[X] Your favorite kind of food is take-out.
[X] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quickly.
Total: 4

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.
Total: 4

Grand total: 21

Hmmm. Interesting...
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I'll be scanning five images a day, and putting them up! So, you know, UPLOAD WEEEEEEEK!
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OKAY

1 min read
New plan: Update once a week, allow comissions at, oh, ten a sketch, fifteen inked or colored, twenty both. I am desperat for money, any deviantart fans/friends can help.

I will not do porn. Only limit. I will do nudity though. Just not porn. I don't even know how you humans work...
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Coxmic Web

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Okay, all my watchers and people, I have... an ANNOUNCEMENT!

I am starting up a role play forum called the Cosmic Web, which will hopefully grow to be as large and consistent as Equestria Chronicles. Should you feel like joining a session of fantasy, scif fi, or any other kind of role play, we're ready for you! And not only that, but I promise to draw the FIRST CHARACTER you create.

You know, eventually. I'll try to get it up ASAP, but it might take awhile.

((Staffing interviews are also open.))
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Really.

Really really.

At least 95% of my drawings haven't been uploaded. And that's partly due to technical difficulties, but also due to... things. Like my laziness. SO! taking a page from friends and acquaintances, I am now taking requests. Anybody, give me anything you want me to draw. At all. ANYTHING.

Seriously.

I mean it.
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